I woke up this morning to green eggs and ham, And I let out a terrible shout,
The eggs they were hot but my coffee was not, So I finished my baileys without,
finished my baileys without,
The middle of the day and I heard someone say, Lets go down to the pub for a brew,
I said just let me finish my pitcher of Guinness, And then I'll go drinking with you,
then I'll go drinking with you,
We went down to the pub and we stumbled inside, And we pulled ourselves up to the bar,
We ordered two rounds and drank em both down, And said sir wont you bring us two more,
sir wont you bring us two more,
I tried to drive home but my friends they said no, As they pulled me back in through the door,
Well then oh won't you give me some old Irish whiskey, And I'll fall asleep on the floor,
I'll fall asleep on the floor,
We went down to the pub and we stumbled inside, And we pulled ourselves up to the bar,
We ordered two rounds and drank em both down, And said sir wont you bring us two more,
sir wont you bring us two more,
We went down to the pub and we stumbled inside, And we pulled ourselves up to the bar,
We ordered two rounds and drank em both down, And said sir wont you bring us two More,
sir wont you bring us two more, sir wont you bring us two more