Tom: B
Introdução: B
B
I'm, I'm good at wasting time
F#
I think lyrics need to rhyme
G#m
And you're not asking
E
But I'm tryin' to grow a mustache
B
I eat cheese
F#
But only on pizza, please
G#m
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
E
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
C#m
B
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
C#
And I love it when you say
E
My na-e-a-e-ame
B
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
F#
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see
G#m
Everything
E
But Remember that you asked for it
B
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier
F#
To let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
G#m
Lives in my brain,
E
My heart well you asked for it
C#m
For your Perusing
B
At times Confusing
C#
Slightly Amusing
E
Introducing Me
B
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do
F#
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do
G#m
La Da Da Da,
E
F#
La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da
B
Da
B
I never trust a dog to watch my food
F#
And I like to use the word
G#m
Dude, as a noun,
E
Or an adverb, Or an adjective
B
And I, I Never really been into cars
F#
I like really cool guitars
G#m
And Superheroes
E
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em
C#m
I love the sound
B
Of violins
C#
And makin' someone
E
Smi-e-i-e-ile
B
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
F#
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see
G#m
Everything
E
But Remember that you asked for it
B
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier
F#
to let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
G#m
Lives in my brain,
E
My heart well you asked for it
C#m
For your Perusing
B
At times Confusing
C#
Possibly Amusing
E
F#
Introducing Me
C#m
B
Well you probably know more than you ever wanted too
C#
E
So be careful when you ask next ti-e-i-e-ime
So...
B
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
F#
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see
G#m
Everything
E
But Remember that you asked for it
B
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier to
F#
let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
G#m
Lives in my brain,
E
My heart well you asked for it
C#m
For your Perusing
B
At times Confusing
C#
Hopefully Amusing
E
Introducing Me
B
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do
F#
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do
G#m
Dº
E
F#
B
Introducing me...