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Am
There?s 7 billion 46 million people on the planet
And most of us have the audacity to think we matter
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Hey, you hear the one about the comedian who croaked?
Someone stabbed him in the heart, just a little poke
Bm Em
But he keeled over ?cause he went into battle wearing chain mail made of jokes
Am
Hey, you hear the one about the screenwriter who passed away?
C
He was giving elevator pitches and the elevator got stuck halfway
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He ended up eating smushed sandwiches they pushed through a crack in the door
And repeating the same crappy screenplay idea about talking dogs 'til his last day
Bm Em
Hey, you hear the one about the fisherman who passed?
Am
He didn?t jump off that ledge
He just stepped out into the air and pulled the ground up towards him really fast
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Like he was pitching a line and went fishing for concrete
Em7 C
The earth is a drum and he?s hitting it on beat
The reason there?s smog in Los Angeles is ?cause if we could see the stars
Bm
If we could see the context of the universe in which we exist
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And we could see how small each one of us is
Against the vastness of what we don?t know
C
No one would ever audition for a McDonalds commercial again
D Em7
And then where would we be?
C
No frozen dinners and no TV
And is that a world we want to text in?
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Or I hear the sound of a thousand people pulling their heads out of their asses in rapid succession
The people are hunched over in Boston
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They?re grinning in Los Angeles like they?ve got fishhooks in the corners of their mouth
C
But don?t paint me like the good guy ?cause every time I write
Bm
I get to choose the angle that you view me and select the nicest light
Em Am
You wouldn?t respect me if you heard the typewriter chatter tap tap
Tapping through my mind at night
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And tattered memories of a girl I got to grind on in high school
C
Filed carefully on rice paper
My heart is a colored pencil
Bm
I don?t want a real girl, I want to trace her from a catalogue
Em Am
Truth be told I?m unlikely to hold you down
Cause my soul is a crowded subway train
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I?m joining a false movement in San Francisco
C
I?m frowning and hunched over in Boston
I?m smiling in Los Angeles like I?ve got fishhooks in the corners of my mouth
Bm
And I?m celebrating on weekends
Em Am
Because there are 7 billion 47 million people on the planet
And I have the audacity to think I matter
C
I know it?s a lie but I prefer it to the alternative
D Em7
Because I?ve got a tourniquet tied at my elbow
C
I?ve got a blunt wrap filled with compliments and I?m burnin it
Bm
You say to go to sleep but I been bouncing off my bedroom walls since I was hecka small
Em Am
We?re every age at once and tucked inside ourselves like Russian nesting dolls
My mother is an 8 year old girl
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And that?s the glue between me and you
That?s the screws and nails
C
We live in a house made of each other
And if that sounds strange that?s because it is
Bm Em Am
Someone please freeze time so I can run around turning everyone?s pockets inside out
And remember...