Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
Standin' up to a test. While wearin' a party dress
Sometimes looks can be deceivin', while you're quietly over achievin'
Oh sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
Verse
She's a socialite, a decent housewife
And she makes a mean lasagna
So when the mechanic said now lady don't panic
But this one's gonna cost ya'
She said I know I don't need my engine rebuilt
So just check the tires and change the belts
Honey I know you thought you saw me comin'
But sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
Standin' up to a test. While wearin' a party dress
Sometimes looks can be deceivin', while you're quietly over achievin'
Oh sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
Verse
Who says I should repent for the money I spent
On shoes and bags and jewelry
Well to hell with all that, my hard workin' ass
Ain't gonna sit before a jury
I said now isn't that a mighty small price to pay
For all the love I send your way
Honey when it comes down to the plumbin'
Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
Sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
Standin' up to a test. While wearin' a party dress
Sometimes looks can be deceivin', while you're quietly over achievin'
Oh sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
Coda
Look at Dolly and Loretta
They still live it to the letter
Oh sometimes it takes balls to be
Oh sometimes it takes balls to be
Big, big, big, big balls to be
Oh sometimes it takes balls to be a woman