Chorus
I have a friend named Rosa
She lives in the Barossa
She spends all her time drinking Beaujolais wine
And sometimes forgets where her clothes are
Verse 1
Mon amore, mon ami, Mona Lisa
I tried so hard to please her
In the halls of the Louver where they eat hors-d?oeuvres
While me and my gal just eat pizza
I have a friend named Rosa
She lives in the Barossa
She spends all her time drinking Beaujolais wine
And sometimes forgets where her clothes are
Verse 2
And the Frenchman Jean-Paul Kuma Sartre
Had a lover he?d met in Sumatra
And they?d done it all just like Zsa Zsa Gabor
And swing it like Nancy Sinatra
Chorus
I have a friend named Rosa
She lives in the Barossa
She spends all her time drinking Beaujolais wine
And sometimes forgets where her clothes are
Instrumental over verse chords
The burial wasn?t too Christian
At the death of the musician?s musician
The band at the wake played silence for his sake
Cause he just wanted people to listen
Chorus
I have a friend named Rosa
She lives in the Barossa
She spends all her time drinking Beaujolais wine
And sometimes forgets where her?
She often regrets where her?
She?s trying to forget where her clothes are
And she thinks about meeting Sid Ozar
And often forgets where her trouser
And she thinks about flying to China
And she couldn?t be feeling any finer
Be be be?.