This is hard for me to do, but I can't seem to stop myself
I know you said that we were through, and here I am, I'm callin' you
Please try to understand I see myself as your lovin' man
Whatever you think it is I lack, let's talk about it, call me back
Chorus
Press 1 if you want me, press 2 if you don't
Press 3 if you'll forgive me, press 4 if you won't
Press 5 if you doubt me, press 6 if you trust
Press pound if you love me, or hang up if you must
Verse
I have an unlimited plan I forward my calls everywhere
I check my voicemail from the car or at the pay phone in the bar
I'm wearin' a beeper all the time, I carry portable fax
Instant message me on the train, I get my e-mails from the plane
Chorus
Press 1 if you're remarried, press 2 if you're gay
Press 3 if you're dating that prick from L.A.
Press 5 if you're screaming, press 6 if you're dead
Press pound if you love me, or hang up instead
Solo
I'm outside your house now, there's not even one light on
Has there been a blackout, I don't know, is that a police car, I should go
Chorus
Press 1 to press charges, press 2 to feel my pain
Press 3 to place an order, press 4 to restrain
Press 5 for visiting hours, press 6 for a day pass
Press pound if you love me, you sure look good through the glass