Well, you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good looking but she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She came in through the bathroom window
protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
by the banks of her own lagoon
So I quit the police department
Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
Tuesday's on the phone to me
She said she'd always been a dancer