Yon: My life was completely astrous when I met you.
Scod: Not disastrous.
Yon: So gruntled with this life I thought I had.
Scod: Opposite of disgruntled.
Yon: How could a love so perfect be so vincible.
Scod: Not invincible.
Yon: I could have sworn that you were scrutable,
My judgment was so bad.
(pause)
Tripod: Kempt, so kempt,
Everything about you was seemly
You were kempt, so kempt!
Yon: Of course I?d be bedevilled,
So gusting and so shevelled
Yon: It started out so wholesome, so pure.
S & G: Tell them about it.
Yon: We engaged in speakable acts.
S & G: Nothing too saucy.
Although we had hibitions we were totally toward
S & G: You should have seen it coming.
Yon: But I always had a tendency to
Tripod: Underreact
Our love is defunct
When it once was funct
You debunked all the myths
You had previously bunked
Yon: When you were
Tripod: Kempt, so kempt,
Everything about you was seemly
You were kempt, so kempt!
Yon: Of course I?d be bedevilled,
So gusting and so shevelled
(Palm muted)
Tripod: You always seemed so honest,
Yon: And so sidious.
You are an angel
Tripod: I checked your phone bill
Yon: It was full of crepancies.
Scod: Everything was in order!
Tripod: But I found out one evening you?d been creet!
Yon: AHA!
Tripod: When you and your ex
Yon: Your ex, your ex! It was a personal attack!
You were going out with prefixes behind my back! (breaks down crying)
Scod: Poor little fella
Scod: He asked you questions
No more terrogation
Gatesy: He acted and he umped,
DUMPED you straight away.
S & G: You?re free,
Enjoy your new found carceration .
Yon: You?re the ex I always pected,
I'll never member you again.
You always derstood me anyway.
Tripod: You sent a liminal message,
By cheating with your ex.
But I just think you had an feriority complex.
Yon: But anyway, I found someone else.
Kempt, so kempt.
S & G: Oooooh oooooh
Yon: Everything about her is seemly
Tripod: She is kempt, so fucking kempt!
Her Christian name is Ingrid,
Yon: She let?s me call her Grid.
Scod: Thank you!