She's got the kind of look that defies gravity.
She's the perfect cook, and she's fat-free.
She's been to private school, and she speaks
perfect French. She's got her perfect friends,
oh, isn't she cool.
She practices Tai Chi, she'd never lose her nerve.
She's more than you deserve, oh she's just far
better than me, hey hey.
So don't bother, I won't die of deception.
Promise you won't ever see me cry.
So don't bother, I'll be fine, but she's waiting.
The ring you gave to her will lose it's shine.
So don't bother, be unkind.
I bet she doesn't know how to touch you like I would.