Mind your manners boys, button yer breeks
Wipe the beer from yer chin
There's a smack in the mouth for the first one to swear
When the shining light walks in
verse 2
Talk about nice things, keep it all movin
Football is a wonderful thing, THAT'S RIGHT
Don't wipe yer nose with the back of yer hand
You use your sleeve like a civilized man
Middle
If I'm taken by surprise
Feel my head, check my eyes
They may be open but they could be closed
It's anybody's guess, nobody knows
verse 3
If she's kind enough to speak to you
You look her straight in the eye
You tell her you're a nobody who's life means nothing
And having seen her you would happily die
verse 4
She may be looking for a conversation
She may be looking for space
You keep that smile going all the while
Take that stupid look off your face
Angela Gunn, Angela Gunn
Handsome is like handsome done
Don't fly too close to the sun
When you're in the presence of Angela Gunn
Verse 5
None of that stuff about the iroquios and snowshoe
She wouldn't be impressed with the flame
I like to hear about the jokes above the waistline
If it's all the same
Verse 6
Tell boaby to pretend to be awake
Try to keep his face off the floor
To see a grown man studying linoleum
Is less than fascinating
Angela Gunn, Angela Gunn
Handsome is like handsome done
Don't fly too close to the sun
When you're in the presence of Angela Gunn
Angela Gunn, Angela Gunn
Handsome is like handsome done
Woe betide the culprit of a bad deed done
Within the sound and vision of Angela Gunn