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Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
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For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
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When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
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He had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
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From his beard to his boots, he was covered in ammo
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Like a big, fat, drunk, disgruntled, Yuletide Rambo
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And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye,
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"Merry Christmas to all! Now you're all gonna die!"
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The night Santa went crazy
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The night Saint Nick went insane
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Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
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Something finally must have snapped in his brain
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Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
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Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
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And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
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And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
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He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
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And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Kreuger
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And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
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And he took a big bite, and said "It tastes just like chicken!"
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The night Santa went crazy
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The night Kris Kringle went nuts
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You can't hardly walk a - round the North Pole
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Without steppin' in reindeer guts
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There's the National Guard and the FBI
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There's a van from the Eyewitness News
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And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
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And the bullets are flyin, the body count's risin'
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And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
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My, my, my, my, my, my
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You used to be such a jolly guy
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Yes, Virginia, now Santa Claus is dead
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Some guy from the swat team blew a hole through his head
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Yes, little friend now, that's his brains on the floor,
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I guess they won't have the fat guy kicking around anymore
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But now there's no more presents for children's enjoyment
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And the Elves have to wait in the line and file for unemployment
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And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
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With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
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They talk about...
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The night Santa went crazy
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The night Saint Nicholas flipped
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Broke his back for some milk and cookies
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Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin jipped
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The night Santa went crazy
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The night Saint Nick went insane
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Realized he'd been getting a raw deal
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Something finally must have snapped in his brain
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Something finally must have snapped in his brain
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I tell ya
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Something finally must have snapped...in his brain