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Increase the volume ting, yo
Big Shaq (raw sauce)
Ebm
They said one and one is two
That was me and you
Ebm
I like my eggs with the yolk (scrambled ting)
But please don't burn my toast
Ebm
She wants me to be her bloke (baby boy)
But she can't cook Sunday roast, ah (shocking)
Ebm
You can?t deny-y-y (can't deny)
You looked in my eye, eye, eye (right in my eye)
Ebm
When I walk by-y-y
'Cause you know that I'm fly-y-y
Ebm
Fly boy, they call me
Let's turn you and I to we (fresh ting)
Ebm
She said "boy, you're silly"
Then ran for her bus quickly
Ebm
No oyster, I didn't chase it (never chase)
I just jumped in the whip and I paced it (skrrt)
Ebm
She started laughin', hemmin? and hawin?
I said "man, this girl is stallin'"
Ebm
I said "babes, I?m a big man (big man)
I got big plans, they call me Big Shaq
Ebm
I make the ting go quack from way back (skidi-kat-kat)
N.C.
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She wanted to vibe, man don't dance
Ebm
Looked in my eyes, man don't dance
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One, two step, man don?t dance
Ebm
Flex on your ex, man don't dance
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She stepped on my creps, man don't dance
Ebm
Touch my chest ('low that), man don't dance
Ebm
One, two step, man don't dance
N.C.
Ebm
Skidi-ah-pa-coo-too-coo-boom (coo-too-coo)
Skidi-ki, a-toom-toom (poom-poom)
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Brother, push back (push back)
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Oh, that's your girl? Her wig's wack (take it off)
Ebm
Then she started movin' shy (movin' shy)
I'll take you to Dubai (to Dubai)
Ebm
We'll eat breakfast in the sky (Burj Khalifa)
Tell them other man bye (bye)
Ebm
Tell 'em bye-bye, she gave me side-eye
Ebm
Listen, babes, I'm actually a nice guy (I'm a nice guy)
Ebm
She said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good try
But if I text you, are you goin' to reply?
Ebm
You might decline, then I rewind
But you stay there, 'cause it's all fine
Ebm
She started laughin', hemmin' and hawin'
I said "man, this girl is stallin'" (come on)
Ebm
I said "babes, I'm a big man (big man)
Ebm
I got big plans (big plans), they call me Big Shaq (Big Shaq)
Ebm
I make the ting go quack from way back
Ebm
And I made "Man's Not Hot", you know you like that" (you like that)
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She wanted to vibe, man don't dance
Ebm
Looked in my eyes, man don't dance
Ebm
One, two step, man don?t dance
Ebm
Flex on your ex, man don't dance
Ebm
She stepped on my creps, man don't dance
Ebm
Touch my chest ('low that), man don't dance
Ebm
One, two step, man don't dance
N.C.
Ebm
Man don't dance (never dance), but I'll glance (I'll look)
You wanna ride? (Skrrt) Take your chance (take it now)
Ebm
She looked at me and made a stance
I feel like MC Quakez with balance (balance)
Ebm
She said, "Surely, you got some moves"
Mmm, mmm, babes, I do, mhmm
Ebm
Show me what you can do (aiight), aiight
Boom, I'ma take you through
Ebm
So I just one, two, step then I slide
Man, I just one, two, step then I slide
Ebm
So I just one, two, step then I slide
Man, I just one, two, step then I slide
Ebm
So, said she wants to try-y-y (try me)
Ebm
I'm no instructor, so bye-ye-ye ('low that)
Ebm
Man don't dance, I'm not that guy-y-y (never dance)
Ebm
Don't ask me why-y-y
Ebm
She wanted to vibe, man don't dance
Ebm
Looked in my eyes, man don't dance
Ebm
One, two step, man don?t dance
Ebm
Flex on your ex, man don't dance
Ebm
She stepped on my creps, man don't dance
Ebm
Touch my chest ('low that), man don't dance
Ebm
One, two step, man don't dance
N.C.
Ebm
Skidiki-pap-pap
Two fingers, pap-pap
Ebm
Man don't dance, man don't dance, man don't dance
Ebm
We can vibe, but man don't dance
Man don't dance, man don't dance