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You probably pictured it differently
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Than rusty VWs all your life
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At one point almost married a butcher
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So solid, so grounded, a craftsman, you thought
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Now solving crosswords in bed
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Leave the light on, there’s no one that minds
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’08 you stopped wearing make-up
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You’re sick just thinking about Bangladesh
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Your green batik dress doesn’t fit you no more
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That’s a shame cause batik’s coming back
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Now faint-hearted dance moves in the bathroom
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You and a mirror, the two of you
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One year you dated a professor
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On the third date he told you he liked peeing games
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You always wanted to paint or to emigrate
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But the hassle and the errands just fucked it all up
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Grandma’s still sending you money
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For one decent dinner, no +1
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Petrarca wrote 300 sonnets
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All for a woman that didn’t exist
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On the way home you cried in the taxi
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Love is an awful enemy, my dear
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This year you are 33
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But when you cry you still look 16