Well i been spending all my money on weed n' pills
Trying to write a song that'll pay the bills
But it ain't came yet so i guess i'll have to rob a bank
I guess it could be worse it ain't that bad
least i ain't sitting in old baghdad
In the middle of the hot damn desert sitting in a tank
Lord how it tears me up to see her cry
A Riff
Just a bunch of mopars guitars & other shit i can't buy
Well now lord if you can hear me won't you throw a damn dog a bone
Cause if the devil shows up with a better deal this old soul's going down
I sing 'em real pretty i sing 'em real sad
All the people in the crowd say he ain't half bad
They call me king turd up here on shit mountain but if you want it you can have the crown
Been sitting on my ass like a bump on a log
Watching andy and ol' boss hog
Guess i ought to get up and go find a job
Instead of sitting on the couch trying to find the next line
I'm sure there's gotta be a better use of my time
Like figuring out which one of these banks i'm gonna go rob
Or gas in my car and i drive a bronco
A Riff
But i'll still be trying to figure out what the hell rhymes with bronco
Well now lord if you can hear me won't you throw a damn dog a bone
Cause if the devil shows up with a better deal this old soul's going down
I sing 'em real pretty i sing 'em real sad
All the people in the crowd say he ain't half bad
They call me king turd up here on shit mountain but if you want it you can have the crown
They call me king turd up here on shit mountain but if you want it you can have the crown