Oh, no. you don't dare
Girl, girl, girl, I'm warning you!
No! I think I have a crush
I can't. I think I'm falling for him
Oh, no
Why not?
Women have been making bad choices
Since the beginning of time
Are you gonna be another one of mine? Uhn-ohw
Used to think you were from outer space
Who's that bright-eyed guy in your place?
You're kind of cute
When you're not so shy. Uhn-ohw
I've been here before
Have I come back for more?
Another chapter in the history of wrong guys
You used to be so "eh"
A limp-lackluster bore
But now you're changing into
Something I just can't ignore
Charlie, honestly
I've been hurt like this before
Is there really more to you
Than what I always thought?
How can you surprise me anymore?
He's got a girlfriend, you flake!
Why are they only nice when they're unavailable?
Don't want to be another star-crossed lover
We all know how that ends
I'm better off without him
We're better off as friends
Uhn-ohw
But I've been here before
Have I come back for more?
Another chapter in the history of wrong guys.
Yesterday no spark
No heart aching allure
But today I'm feeling
Something I just can't ignore
Charlie, honestly
I've been hurt like this before
The history of wrong guys
Chapter one - he's a bum
Two - he's not into you
Three - he's a sleaze
Four - loves the girl next door
Five - loves the boy next door
Six - don't love you no more
- Makes you insecure, makes you so unsure, is so immature
Charlie, honestly
I've been hurt like this before
I can see there's more to you
Than what I always thought
But I won't be burned anymore
Where you off to?
I've been exec-utized