Lyrics of
The Chocolate Robots Song

Chocolate powered robots from beyond the moon
scooping up our chocolate with their creepy finger spoons
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Here's an educated guess
when our chocolates all gone.
It's gross to watch chocolate powered robots eat,
we sweep up the waste they leave all over the street.
The only chocolate that we eat
is the chocolate they secrete
- 100% cacao -
all bitter no sweet.
Chocolate powered robots having babies now,
how do they do it?
I don't wanna know how
All I know is that these babies don't look the same,
and they appear to be powered by a different thing
Peanut butter powered baby robots in the sky,
cause peanut butter powered baby robots also can fly!
They're eating all the peanut butter,
so we have to eat other butter
like cashew, apple, almond
I can't think of any others.
-Macadamia nut butter?
-That exists?
-Yeah they just gave me some
-Let me try some
-Mmm, that's good.
-Real good.
Thank you chocolate powered robots
and your peanut butter powered babies
for causing us to discover
we love other butter
We will fully submit
to do your bidding
both night and day
just feed us macadamia nut butter
and we'll do whatever you say.
Chocolate powered robots from beyond the moon
Chocolate powered robots tell us what to do.