I want all my friends to be happy
I want all my friends to find love
I want all my friends to share good things
and be blessed by the light from above
I want all my friends to be hopeful
Not to be slaves to a bank
I hope that my friends never have to
roll through the street in a tank
I want all my friends to have kitchens
stocked up with bountiful food
I hope they wake with a smile
and say words like 'totes, awes, and dude'
I want all my friends to know laughter
uncontrollable from deep in the gut
I want all my friends to have fine shoes
and to pat someone cute on the butt
I want all my friends to go travel
and to see the world for just what it is
a beautiful place to inhabit
a big melting pot made of jizz
(TALKING) my mom wants me to change that line to this
a big melting pot made of bliss
I want all my friends to dance naked
(TALKING)but my mom also says that there's a difference between naked and neked.
So naked is when you're naked. neked is when you're naked and up to no good.
I want all my friends to dance neked
so that all of their neighbors can see
I want them all to be colour blind
and to keep those skin head racists far away from me
I want all my straight friends to love
all of the gay friends I have
I'd love it if we all went to dinner
because my gay friends always pick up the tab
I want all my friends to be healthy
and when they see kale and greens not just to scoff
I want them to live long and prosper
and to tell cancer to just go fuck off
I want all my friends to know one thing
that one day, when I'm long dead and gone
I want them to know that I love them
and that that's why I wrote them this song
Because, I want all my friends to be happy
I want all my friends to find love
I want all my friends to share good things
an be blessed by the light from above