I canwash out 44 pairsofsocksandhave 'em hangin out ontheline
I canstarch&iron 2 dozensshirts 'foreyoucancountfrom 1 to 9
I canscoopup a great big dipperfulloflardfromthedrippinscan
Throw it in theskillet, go out & do my shopping, bebackbefore it melts in thepan
'Cause I'm a woman! W o m a n,
I'llsay it again
Verse Two
I canrub&scrubthisoldhouse til it'sshininlike a dime
Feedthe baby, greasethecar, &powdermy face atthesame time
Getalldressedup, go out and swing til 4 a.m. andthen
Laydownat 5, jumpupat 6, and start all over again
'Cause I'm a woman! W o m a n,
I'llsay it again
Verse three
Ifyou come to me sicklyyouknowI'mgonnamakeyouwell
Ifyou come to me allhexedupyouknowI'mgonna break thespell
Ifyou come to me hungryyouknowI'mgonnafillyoufullofgrits
Ifit'slovinyou'relikin, I'llkissyouandgiveyoutheshiverin' fits
'Cause I'm a woman! W o m a n,
I'llsay it again
Verse four
I canstretch! a greenblackdollarbillfromheretokingdom come
I can play thenumberspaythebillsand still endupwith some
I got a twenty-dollargoldpiecesaysthereain'tnothing I can't do
I canmake a dress out of a feed bag and I canmake a man out ofyou
'Cause I'm a woman! W o m a n
I'llsay it again
'Cause I'm a woman! W o m a n
I'llsay it again