He was in love with the girl with the hourglass
But he knew it couldn't last, oh no, no, no
And now he goes with the girl in the perfume ad
He's out of his fuckin' head
verse 2
He tells of squashes that squeeze in the seventies
Then he gives away everything he has
He's building bridges to places that don't exist
And probably never will
verse 3
He was in love with the girl with the hourglass
But he knew it couldn't last, oh no, no, no
And now he goes with the girl in the perfume ad
He's out of his fuckin' head
Outro
Hey, lock him up, throw away all the keys
Three sets of eyes, not a speck does he see