Together: Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
It's so freakin' good
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
If you haven't then I think you should
Peter: I was sittin' in the kitchen
One day, and I was itchin'
Of the best damn treat in the world
Quagmire: He's talkin' Pop Tarts!
And scream like a baby girl
Together: I don't want a giant penis
I don't want to win the lottery
I just want to squat and gobble
'Til I'm dizzy and I waddle
In a butter, fruit and dough tart treat
So I put butter on a Pop Tart
It was so freakin' good
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
If you haven't then I think you should
Together: Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
It's so freakin' good
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
If you haven't then I think you should
Quagmire: Pop Tart!