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Crazy little man
Quiche lorraine He's insane
Cheese tomato flan
I saw a man on the street
He was smiling he was sweet
He had a thing going on All about vol-a-vons
Cheese tomato flan
Crazy little man
Quiche lorraine He's insane
Cheese tomato flan
The man could be french
And he was sitting on a bench
With a pie on his head And he looked at me and said
Cheese tomato flan
Crazy little man
Quiche lorraine He's insane
Cheese tomato flan
Cheese tomato flan
Crazy little man
Quiche lorraine He's insane
Cheese tomato flan
Where he came from I don't know
But he had somewhere to go
He got up and walked away And as he went I heard him say
Cheese tomato flan
Crazy little man
Quiche lorraine He's insane
Cheese tomato flan