Well my name is a number, a piece of plastic film
And I grow tiny flowers in my little window sill
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
Oh daddy, be proud of your planet,
Oh mommy, be proud of your sun
Oh daddy, be proud of your planet
Oh mommy, be proud of your sun
Oh daddy, is your brain still flashing
like it did when you were young?
Or did you come down crashing
seeing all the things you'd done?
Oh it's a big put - on
Oh daddy, be proud of your planet
Oh mommy, be proud of your sun
Oh daddy, be proud of your planet
Oh mommy, be proud of your sun
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all