Key: A
Introduction: A E A
A
Well i been spending all my money on weed n' pills
D
Trying to write a song that' ll pay the bills
A E
But it ain' t came yet so i guess i' ll have to rob a bank
A
I guess it could be worse it ain' t that bad
D
least i ain' t sitting in old baghdad
A E A
In the middle of the hot damn desert sitting in a tank
A E
Lord how it tears me up to see her cry
A Riff
A E A
Just a bunch of mopars guitars & other shit i can' t buy
D A
Well now lord if you can hear me won' t you throw a damn dog a bone
A E
Cause if the devil shows up with a better deal this old soul' s going down
D
I sing ' em real pretty i sing ' em real sad
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All the people in the crowd say he ain' t half bad
A E A
They call me king turd up here on shit mountain but if you want it you can have the crown
A
Been sitting on my ass like a bump on a log
D
Watching andy and ol' boss hog
A E
Guess i ought to get up and go find a job
A
Instead of sitting on the couch trying to find the next line
D
I' m sure there' s gotta be a better use of my time
A E A
Like figuring out which one of these banks i' m gonna go rob
A E
Or gas in my car and i drive a bronco
A Riff
A E
But i' ll still be trying to figure out what the hell rhymes with bronco
D A
Well now lord if you can hear me won' t you throw a damn dog a bone
A E
Cause if the devil shows up with a better deal this old soul' s going down
D
I sing ' em real pretty i sing ' em real sad
A B C# D
All the people in the crowd say he ain' t half bad
A E A
They call me king turd up here on shit mountain but if you want it you can have the crown
A E D
They call me king turd up here on shit mountain but if you want it you can have the crown