Key: G
Introduction:
G D C9 F
Riding a ball and chain with a mirror on the floor
G D C9 Am
Amnesia and fragrance can't remember what it's for
G D C9 F
But she knows her instincts are just other words for fun
G D C A
Let in the shade when there's no sun
G D C9 A
I bought a window display and married her at once
G D C9 A
I broke the remote control and she hasn't talked for months
G D C9 A
Look at the inlay the detail matters much
G D C9 A
She'll throw the dogs a bone and it makes a mighty crunch
G D C9 F
The best pictures were taken there's some more upon the floor
G D C9 Am
Taken on vacation on a hillside by the shore
G D C9 G
But she's not a magazine you're reading every month
G D C9 A
And defintitely not the girl next door
Bb5 D5
Everything you wanted and want more
G D C9 A
Took back the display the details scratched a lot
G D C9 A
Her golden tooth decay and the halitosis rot
G D C9 A
So much for history the display left her mark
G D C9 A
I bought a window display and married her at once
G D C9 A
I broke the remote control and she hasn't talked for months
G D C9 A
Look at the inlay the detail matters much
G D C9 A G
She'll throw the dogs a bone and it makes a mighty crunch