Key: E
Introduction:
Em Bm GEm C
Verse
G C
I'm so torn I'm almost numb
D G
Caught between two girls and a tongue
Em C
This is some freaky shit
D G
But I must admit I never stopped loving you
Instrumental
G D
Verse
Em Bm
Please don't be afraid of me
Em Bm
Don't let Charlotte off the hook
C D
She used that evil book and stole my identity
Pre-Chorus
G
Is this the truth or is this a lie?
C
Oh Curtis just look into my eyes!
Chorus
Em C G
Love is heaven, Love is hell
D Em
Will these feelings last?
C F
Only time will tell
Instrumental
Em D
Verse
G C
Gotta give this ultimatum
D G
I'm so bored of masturbation
Em C D
I wanna hold you tenderly and pleasure you orally
C D
What will your answer be?
Verse
Em Bm
You're gonna have to accept it Todd
C Em D
You're my friend and that is all
Em Bm
We're not two birds of a feather
C DEm
We'll never flock together
C Em D
Why can't you let me go?
Chorus
Em C G
Love is heaven, Love is hell
D Em
Will these feelings last?
C F
Only time will tell
Instrumenal
C D
Verse
A F#m A
I used the book to get what I want
B A F#m
This one major glitch is driving me nuts
B A F#m
Everyone is singing with so much passion
B A F#m
I fucking hate musicals so proletariat
A F#m
Gotta take it up a notch
A F#m
before my plan is botched
B
I'll frame Hannah for it
A F#m
She'll be in such deep shit
A F#m F#
Here comes that old evil feeling Once again
Bridge
Em Bm
Sad and unloved is what I am
C Em D
Jenny banished me to loser land
C Em D
Gonna die a lonely dude
C
Woah I think my dick just moved
C D
Who the hell is that?
Chorus
Em C G
Love is heaven, Love is hell
D Em
Will these feelings last?
C D
Only time will tell
Em C G D
It takes the good and bad right out of me too make you see
Em D C
That you're not my destiny
D C
Not my destiny
D C
Not my destiny