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The Knicker Elastic King

Key: A

Introduction:

difficulty
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 C                           C/B           C/A                 C/G                         Fm 
      He used to travel in bath cubes,           until the slump came,
     G                               F                     G                                   F 
Faced with re - dundancy, he turned his mind to other things,
           G                             F             C 
And soon became a household name!
         G                                           F 
(Knicker elastic...)   ...everybody used it,
         G                                           F 
(Knicker elastic...)   ...nobody refused it,
       Ab                 Bb       C                   Ab                   Bb       C 
Knicker E - lastic King, the Knicker E - lastic King!
         G             G/F                   G/E             G 
A self-made man with a business to run,
               G                 G/F                 G/E     G 
And something to sell ...to every - one,
 D                                                          D/B         D/A 
      He grew so rich the Gnomes of Zurich,
                                   Gm 
Were green with envy,   (Oo---- oo!)
             A                           G                             A                                         G 
The darling of 'The Stock Exchange' made 'The New Year's Honours List',
           A                                       G                             D 
And won 'The Queen's A - ward to Indus - try'!
       A                                           G 
(Knicker elastic...) ...essence of propriety,
       A                                                     G 
(Knicker elastic...) ...up - holder of society,
             Bb                   C         D           Bb       C         D 
The Knicker E - lastic King!   (Oo   - la   - la!)
       Bb                       Eb7                         Ab7                     Db7 
    /   /   /   /       /   /   /   /       /   /   /   /       /   /   /   /
       Gb7                       B7 
    /   /   /   /       /   /   /   /
 E                             E/D#                           E/C#         E/B 
      His rubber business kept ex - panding,
                             Am 
But then di - sa - ster!   (Ee, by gum!)
                            ^           ^
             B                                 A                 B                               A 
The price of raw ma - terials, coupled with in - flation,
       B                                       A                     B                           A 
Squeezed his global holdings, his liquid assets bottomed out,
               B                                                         E 
And shrunk his retail outlet ope - ration!
 E 
      And that's the story of...
                     C                     D           E 
(...The Knicker E - lastic King), ...and market forces,
                 C                   D         E 
(The Knicker E - lastic King!)   horses for courses!
       B               B/A                   B/G#           B/G 
A self-made man with a business to run,
               B                 B/A         B/G#         B/G 
And something to sell to every   - one,
               C                   D         E           C       D       E 
The Knicker E - lastic King,   (Oo - la - la!)
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