Key: A
Introduction:
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And irony is okay, I suppose, culture is to blame
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You try and mask your pain in the most postmodern way
A F#m
You lack substance when you say
D E
Something like, "Oh, what a shame"
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It's just a self-referential way that stops you having to be human
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I'm assuming you'll balloon when you remove the dirty spoon
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And start consuming like a human, that's what I am assuming
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I'm sure that you're not just another girl
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I'm sure that you're gonna say that I was sexist
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I feel like you're running out of all the things
A F#m D
I liked you for
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Why can't we be friends, when we are lovers?
D E
'Cause it always ends with us hating each other
A F#m
Instead of calling me out, you should be pulling me in
D E
I've just got one more thing to say
A F#m
And why would you believe
D E
You could control how you're perceived
A F#m
When at your best you're intermediately
D E
Versed in your own feelings?
A F#m
Keep on putting off conceiving
D E
It's only you that you're deceiving
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Oh, don't have a child, don't cramp your style, I'll leave it
E A F#m
Why can't we be friends, when we are lovers?
D E
'Cause it always ends with us hating each other
A F#m
Instead of calling me out, you should be pulling me in
D E
I've just got one more thing to say
A F#m D
I'm just pissed off because you pied me off
E A
After your show when you let go of my hand
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In front of some sket who wanted to bitch