Key: G
G
D
With my pen and paper
Em
C
I am sitting at my tabletop
G
And once again
D
G
D
I think of riding Daphne.
G
D
Cherry lips and curvy hips
Em
C
And bucking like a quarter-horse
G
D
G
D
I sit here and I think of riding Daphne.
Bm
C
G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Bm
C
G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
F5
I'll settle in
D5
Now strap me in
C#5
C5
You'll mount me with your bristley thighs
Eb5
You'll chafe me
D5
I'm riding Daphne.
G
D
On her knees she gave a blow
Em
C
Like standing on fresh fallen snow
G
D
G
D
Besmirching the sweet innocence of Daphne
G
D
In her white coat and stethoscope
Em
C
She came so hard she couldn't cope
G
D
She done it in front of her bloke
G
D
Our Daphne.
Bm
C
G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Bm
C
G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
F5
I'll settle in
D5
Now strap me in
C#5
C5
You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape
Eb5
You'll gaff me
D5
I'm riding Daphne.
C
Playing doctor with my doctor mate
G
I think we could rocked her mate
Am
Thanks for waiting patiently
Em
And taking slobby dregs, mate
C
Hope there's no hard feelings
Am
D
'Bout my manhood on your leg.
G
D
She took the Hippocratic oath
Em
C
She took my manhood in her throat
G
D
She knows the Heimlich she won't choke
G
D
Not Daphne.
G
D
She dropped her drawers and sat on me
Em
C
While watching Grey's Anatomy
G
D
And checked my prostate glad for free
G
D
Did Daphne.
Bm
C
G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Bm
C
G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
F5
I'll settle in
D5
Now strap me in
C#5
C5
You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape
Eb5
You'll gaff me
D5
I'm riding Daphne.
Bm
C
G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Bm
C
G
Ooooh riding Daphne