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Introduction: D A C# Bm A F#
A F#
I got a friend who works in a graveyard
A F#
Putting bodies in the ground
A F#
Comes home smelling of formaldehyde
A F#
Isn't frightened of a sound
D A D A Bm F#
He never talks to anyone
D A D A Bm F#
With any message from beyond
D C#m
It's not a miracle
Bm
Just satirical
A
Like a lie
D C#m
It's nothing spiritual
Bm
World is spherical
F A
We're all gonna die
F#
O-o-oh, o-oh, o-woah
A
Woah, Uh-woah-oh
F#
Oh, o-oh, ooo
A F#
I got a friend who works at a pet shop
A F#
Slingin' puppies from the mill
A F#
When something special gets too big
Nobody wants it
A F#
So it's sent off for the kill
D A D A Bm F#
At first she found it kind of sad
D A D A Bm F#
But soon it didn't feel so bad
D C#m
It's not a miracle
Bm
Just satirical
A
Like a lie
D C#m
It's nothing spiritual
Bm
World is spherical
F A
We're all gonna die
F#
O-o-oh, o-oh, o-woah
A
Woah, Uh-woah-oh
F# A
Oh, o-oh, ooo
F#
O-o-oh, o-oh, o-woah
A
Woah, Uh-woah-oh
F# A
Oh, o-oh, ooo