Key: C
Introduction: A
G C G F
Well the room was pink and the signs were serious
G C G F
Paperback dolls being slammed delirious
G C G F
Feeling like a joke in the bar underneath
G C G F
And it was Saturday night in the year of the good thief
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D# A# D D#
My friend John was a serious one
D# A# D D#
Buttoned up the back and a job half done
D# A# D D#
Lazy old boy when the good girls turn
D# A# D D#
His teeth get itchy and his rubber souls burn
D# A# D G
When will he ever learn?
(verse)