Key: B
Introduction:
Bbm G#
A newborn deer runs through a field
Db Eb
A rainbow shines from heaven
Bbm G# Db
A child's smile lights up the room
F#
As Brian blows a dude
Bbm G#
A star shoots in from outer space
Db Eb
A puppy licks its mother
F# Db G#
A ray of sunlight through the trees
F
As Brian licks a sack
Bbm G#
There would be no sadness
Db Eb
If we were super gay
Bbm G#
Just unicorns and magic
Db F#
If we were super gay
Bbm G#
We would all be flying
Db Eb
On a tasteful pink duvet
F# Db
But mostly Brian
G# F
(Woah-oh, woah-oh)
Mostly Brian's gay
Bbm G# Db
Oh, oh, ohhhh (Brian's gay)
Eb Bbm
Oh oh ohhhh oh oh ohhh oh ohhh
G# Db F#
Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck
Bbm G# Db
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
Eb
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, BALLS!
Bbm G# Db
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
F#
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Balls! One! Two! Balls!
Bbm G#
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
Db Eb
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!
Bbm G#
My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!