D Em/D
?There?s a princess in a tower?
A7/D D
Oh my gosh that?s just like me
Em/D
?Poor Rapunzel needs a haircut
A7/D D
But the witch wont set her free
G/B A/C#
She passes time by singing?
F#/A# Bm
Like someone else I know
G/B A/C#
?As years go by she sits and waits?
F#/A#
As years go by?!
Uh oh
G/B Cm
?A torturous existence?
A/C# Dm
I don?t remember this part!
Bb/D Ebm
?She wishes she were dead??
(No Chord)
B/F# F#5
?But in the end Rapunzel finds a millionaire
B/F#
The prince is good at climbing
E2/F# F#
And braiding golden hair?
D A/C# G/B
So I know he?ll appear
A/C# D A/C# G/B
?Cause there are rules and there are strictures
D G2
I believe the storybooks I read
A
By candle light
D A/C# G/B
My white knight, and his steed
A/C# D A/C# Bm
Will look just like these pictures
B7 C
It wont be long now, I guarantee
G A7(4) D A/C# G/B
Day number twenty-three
A/C# D A/C# G/B
I know its today
A/C# D E/D
I know its today
(Musical interlude where Fiona grows into a teenager)
D Em/D
?There?s a princess in a coma?
A7/D D
Glad it?s her instead of me
Em/D
?Pretty maiden in a glass box?
A7/D D
How, I wonder, does she pee?
G/B
Blah blah blah blah
A/C#
?poison apple?
F#/A#
Boring boring
Bm
?evil queen.?
G/B A/C#
Filler, filler been there, read that
F#/A# Bm
Seven shorties on the scene
No Chord
B/F# F#5
?But in the end the princess wakes up with a start
B/F#
The prince is good at kissing,
E2/F# F#
And melting Snow White?s heart!?
DA G
So I know he?ll appear
A D A G A D
And his armor will be blinding
G2 A
As shining as his perfect teeth, and manly hose
D A G
He?ll propose, on one knee
A D A/C# Bm
And our pre-nup will be binding
B7 C
About time we set a wedding date
G A7(4) D A
Day number nine hundred and fifty-eight
G A D A
I know its today
F
There?s a princess!
Gm/F
Any princess!
C7/F F
Take your pick they?re all like me!
Gm/F
Not exactly, I?m still waiting
C7/F F
They?re out living happily
Gm C A/C# D
Ever after better get here, I want love in seconds flat
Gm C
No one needs these middle bits
A/C#
Whoops, did I do that?
G7/B C
Cut the villains, but the vamping
A/C# Dm
Cut this fairy tale
Bb7/D Eb
Cut the peril and the pitfalls,
C7/D Fm
Cut the puppet and the whale
F#m/C# C#
Cut the monsters, cut the curses
F#m/C# C#
Keep the intro, cut the verses
F#m/C# C# F#m/C# C#
And the waiting, the waiting, the waiting, the waiting
C#
The waiting!
DA G
But I know he?ll appear
A D A G A
Though I seem a bit bi-polar
D G2
And I?m a vandal now as well,
A
Hope he won't mind
DA G
I?m a find, Im a catch
A D A/C# Bm
And a very gifted bowler
B7 C
It wont be long now, I guarantee
G
Day number
A7(4) C7M
Are you there God?
Bm7
Its me Fiona
Am7
Its me Fiona!
E B A
Now I know he?ll appear
B E B A B
?Cause there are rules and there are strictures
E A B4
I believe the storybooks I read by candle light
B E A
My white knight, my knight and his steed
B E B/D# C#m
Will look just like these pictures
C#7 D
It wont be long now, I guarantee
C D A B C D
Day number twenty-three
Teen Fiona: Day number nine fifty-eight
E D E
I know its today!