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I got a dog and my dog can dance
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Just not in public and not with my friends
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I got a girl and she's twenty-eight
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Now I'm the coolest guy in all of eight grade
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I know a kid that you've never met
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His dad is a rockstar, we smoked in his van
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I know a trick, do you wanna see?
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I can be anything that I pretend to be
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We'll get out of this
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We'll get out of this too
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I'm not proud of this
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But I'm not proud of the truth
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And if you'll run away from me
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Then I'll use my trick on you
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The truth is that I'm screwed
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I went to France and danced in the rain
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And told you all about it on our first date
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My dad doesn't lie, so you can't meet my dad
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'Cause you fell in love with the me that
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Went to France
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We'll get out of this
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We'll get out of this too
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I'm not proud of this
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But I'm not proud of the truth
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And if you'll run away from me,
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Then I'll use my trick on you
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The truth is that we're screwed
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We'll get out of this
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'Cause I love you, I do
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We'll get out of this
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'Cause I love you, it's true
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But if you're doubting this
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If you're doubting that I do
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Then oh my God I'm screwed