G
A
Bet my money on a stupid horse, I lost that
D
Bm
So I ran out to the track to get my cash back
G
A
I just gotta leave this place with a big bag
D
Bm
So I found the fuckin' jockey and I grabbed that (Pick it up!)
G
A
D
Pushed him down to the ground and I punched him in his face (In his face!)
Bm
G
Yeah, I stole his phone, that put him in his place (In his place!)
A
D
Me and the horse, we ran out of the place (The place!)
Bm
G
Then we took my Porsche back to my place
A
D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Bm
G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
A
D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Bm
G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
A
D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Bm
G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
A
D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Bm
Lost the money in my bank account
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G
A
Stupid horse and a swordfish dancer (Pick it up)
D
Bm
Bet my money on a fishnet carousel
G
A
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
D
Bm
Go, go, go, go, go so fast now
G
A
Racing horses at the derby
D
Bm
Why am I never getting lucky?
G
A
I never have any money
D
Bm
I never win any money
G
A
D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Bm
G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
A
D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche
Bm
G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no
A
D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche (Oh shit)
Bm
G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no (Oh no)
A
D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche (Of the Porsche)
Bm
G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no (Oh no)
A
D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche (Of the Porsche)
Bm
G
Lost the money in my bank account, oh no (Oh no)
A
D
Stupid horse, I just fell out of the Porsche (Of the Porsche)
Bm
Lost the money in my bank account