Key: G
Introduction: G D G
G
Well my daddy was a saint
G
My momma was a sinner
D
Papaw was an old freight train
D
Well my uncle liked huntin' and the other liked fishin'
G
Lord and my aunts nearly drove em insane
G
Yeah my brothers a hero
G
My sisters an angel
C
And I never meant to cause em no pain
G
Yes and I am a drinker and I'm also a thinker
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And I think that's a damn crying shame
G
Just like it's a shame to see a woman
G
Who's white trash and pretty
D
It's a shame to see a truck that don't run
D
It's a shame that I'm so rich when I ain't got no money
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It's a shame I ain't having no fun
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It's a shame I ain't sitting up on some barstool
C
It's a shame that I'm going through hell
C
It's a shame I've been drinking
G
And it's a shamе I've been thinking
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But I'm bored so I might as well sing
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Yodеl-lay-he yodel-lay-he yodel-lay-he
G
Well my dog ate my loveseat
G
My cars a lemon
D
I've got two left feet and no thumbs
D
I'm unambidextrous I'm uncoordinated
G
I'd count my blessings if I had some
G
Or at least that's the way it feels
G
On them old dreary days
C
Rain falling down from the sky
G
I'll give you these last parting words of my wisdom
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They ain't much but I reckon I oughta try
G
To tell y'all that it's a shame to see a woman
G
Who's white trash and pretty
D
It's a shame to see a truck that won't run
It's a shame that I'm so rich when I ain't got no money
G
It's a shame I ain't having no fun
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It's a shame I ain't sitting up on some barstool
C
It's a shame that I'm going through hell
It's a shame I've been drinking
G
And it's a shame I've been thinking
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But I'm bored so I might as well sing
G D G
Yodel-lay-he yodel-lay-he yodel-lay-he