D The Hukilau was the place G Where I first saw your face D We liked each other right away G But you didn't remember me the very next day A Forgetful Lucy G Has got a nice caboosey D I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat G But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat D Then we drove up to see Dr. Keats G And found out why Doug always has to change his sheets A Forgetful Lucy G Cracked her head like Gary Busey D But I still love her so G And I'll never let her go D Even if while I'm singing this song G She's wishing I had Jocko the walrus' schlong A Forgetful Lucy G Her lips are so damn juicy DGD How about another first kiss