Key: G
Introduction: G#m
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My coffee?s cold, my car?s too old
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And I never ever get where I go
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My money?s low, my wifi slow
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And I?ve got a useless dumbass smartass phone
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I lost my keys, I kissed my boss
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And as of now I think I?ve got no job
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Can?t pay my rent, don?t have a cent
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I?m so connected but I?ve got no friends
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Just when you think it can?t get any worse
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Dressed as a clown you show up drunk and high in church
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I?m not a preacher but I?m tellin? you
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It?s gonna be ok, just hurry up and wait
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Don?t worry it?s alright
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Don?t worry it?s alright
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Don?t worry it?s alright
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Don?t worry it?s alright
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Don?t worry it?s alright
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Don?t worry it?s alright
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It?s alright
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Now oh oh
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Don?t worry
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G#m
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It?s alright
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Now oh oh
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Don?t worry
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My jeans too tight, my waist?s on strike
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And I might get way too frisky tonight
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I?m pretty funny, but the joke's on me
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Cause no one ever takes me seriously
Yeah
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Just when you think it can?t get any worse
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Dressed as a clown you show up drunk and high in church
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I?m not a preacher but I?m tellin? you
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It?s gonna be ok, just hurry up and wait
G#m
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Don?t worry it?s alright
G#m
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Don?t worry it?s alright
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Don?t worry it?s alright
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Don?t worry it?s alright
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Don?t worry it?s alright
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Don?t worry it?s alright
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It?s alright
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Now oh oh
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Don?t worry
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It?s alright
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Now oh oh
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Don?t worry
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I?m not a preacher but I?m tellin? you
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Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah aaaah
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I?m not a preacher but I?m tellin? you
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Don't worry it's ok, just hurry up and wait
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It?s alright
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Now oh oh
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Don?t worry
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It?s alright
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Now oh oh
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Don?t worry
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Don?t worry it?s alright