Key: C
Introduction:
C G
Quit acting so friendly.
Am F G
Don't nod don't laugh all nicely.
C G
Don't think you'll up end me.
Am F G
Don't sigh, don't sip your iced tea.
C Am G
And don't say, "It's been a while..."
Dm F G
And don't flash that stupid smile.
C G Am Dm
Don't ask me how I've been.
C G F G C
Don't ask me how I've been.
C G
Don't think I've forgotten,
Am F G
you never liked that necklace.
C G
So cordial, so rotten...
Am D F
Kiss, kiss, let's meet for breakfast.
C G
Don't show up so on time
C F G
and don't act like you're so kind
C G Am D
Don't ask me how I've been.
C G F G C
Don't ask me how I've been.
C Dm7 Am G7 F# F C
ohh ohh ahhhhhhh
C G
Don't sit there and play just
Am F G
so frank, so straight, so candid,
C G
so thoughtful, so gracious,
Am F G
so sound, so even handed.
C Am G
Don't be so damn benign
F Am G
and don't waste my fucking time.
C G Am Dm
Don't ask me how I've been.
C G F G C
Don't ask me how I've been.