Key: G
Introduction:
G C9
He said I was up around three-forty with a lot of food before me
Em D C9
and a moment came that knocked me in the eye
G C9
I spent most of the next day eatin' at a buffet
Em D C9
talking ?bout the toppins I could have on my sweet pie
E5
I asked him when it sank in if he might really hafta get thin
E5/D C5
How?s it hit ?cha when you get that kind of news, man what?cha do?
G
I went bike ridin'
C9
I went aerobic exercizin'
Em D C9
I went one last time for seconds at the BullMoose Bar-B-Que
G B7 Em D C9
I could breath deeper and I could shop cheaper and I faced the truth that I'd been denying
D G
and he said some day I hope you get the chance to eat like you ain't dietin'
G C9
He said I was finally the healthnut that most the time I wasn?t
Em D C9
And I became a friend to Jared the Subway man
G C9
And my sudden indigestion, from my midnight indiscretion
Em D C9
had me up three time that night just feelin' bad
E5
Well I finally read a Cook Book and I took a good long hard look
E5/D C5
at what I'd do if I could see my feet again?
G
I went bike ridin'
C9
I went arobic exercizin'
Em D C9
I quit goin' back for seconds at the BullMoose Bar-B-Que
G B7 Em D C9
I could breath deeper, and I could bend deeper and I could put on my own shoes AND do the tyin'
E5
and he said some day I hope you get the chance to eat like you ain't dietin'
E5 E5/D C
Like tofu was a food and you got eternity to think about what you?d do with it
Cm
What could you do with it
Cº
What should you do with it
C
What would YOU do with it?
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A
Biiiiiiiiiike ridin'
D9
I went arobic exercizin'
F#m E D9
I dreamed about goin' back for seconds at the BullMoose Bar-B-Que
A C#7 F#m E D9
And I breathed deeper and I used artifical sweetner as I watched a donut while it was fryin'
E A
and I said some day I hope I get the chance to eat like I ain't dietin'
A D
eat like I ain't dietin'
A D
eat like I ain't dietin'
A D
eat like I ain't dietin'
A D
eat like I ain't dietin'
Here's a little 'pop in your country'