Key: F
Introduction:
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I woke up this morning, August 3rd
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It's been a pretty slow and uneventful summer
Went to visit a friend in Santa Fe
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Went to New Orleans and went to see my family
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Woke up this morning and it occurred
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I needed one more track to finish up my record
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I was feeling out of fuel and uninspired
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Laid on my bed, too hung, a little down, a little tired
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Met my girl and we walked down Union Street
I was scared and my head was in a bunch of places
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Bought a $350 pair of lampshades
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And we ate at Perry's and I ordered crab cakes
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Blue crab cakes
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Blue crab cakes
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Blue crab cakes
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She said I seemed distracted and asked what was going on with me
I said I can't explain it and it's a middle age thing
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She said okay and ate her eggs Benedict
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And I looked at the walls cluttered with sports bar shit
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Sports bar shit
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Sports bar shit
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Sports bar shit
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Got on the phone and I called my mother
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And called my father, talked a little bit with my sister
She's got a new boyfriend, he's a deer hunter
And she's getting used to venison
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And my dad's still fighting with his girlfriend
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About his flirting with the girls in Panera Bread
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My mom is good but sounded out of breath
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I worry so much about her, I worry to death
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I worry to death
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I worry about her to death
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I worry to death
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The other night I went and saw The Postal Service
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Ben's my friend but getting there was the worst
Trying to park and getting up the hill
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And find a spot amongst the drunk kids staring at their cells
Standing at the back with the crowd of eight thousand
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I thought of Ben when I met him in 2000
At a festival in Spain
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He was on the small stage then and I didn't know his name
Now he's singing at the Greek and he's busting moves
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And my legs were hurting and my feet were too
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I called him after, said I'll skip the backstage hi/bye
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But thanks for the nice music and all the exercise
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And we laughed and it was alright
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And we laughed and it was alright
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And it was alright
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There's a fine line between a middle-aged guy with a backstage pass
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And a guy with a gut hanging around like a jackass
Everybody there was twenty years younger than me
I'll leave with this, not my fondest memory
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I carried my legs back down and then I gave
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My backstage passes to two cute asian girls
I drove to my place near Tahoe
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Got in my hot tub and I thought well that's how it goes
And it was quiet and I was listening to the crickets
And Ben's still out there, selling lots of tickets
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And though Iâ??m contented, thereâ??s a tinge of competitiveness
But Ben's my friend and I know he gets it
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Then in a couple of days my meltdown passed
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Back to the studio doing twelve hours shifts
Singing a song about one thing or another
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Another day behind the microphone this summer
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This Tenderloin summer
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This Tenderloin summer
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This Tenderloin summer
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