Key: D
Introduction: Bm
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Bm
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I was heading for my mountain home
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Bm
Where all the latest names are Jones
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Where husband works back late at night
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His hopes are up for trousers down
Bm
With a hostess on a business flight
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Taxi in a Mercedes drive
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Bm
I hope that driver's coming out alive
Bm
The garden it is Dorsettive
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That lady she's so corsetive
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She's got fifteen ways
Bm
To lead that boy astray
Bm
He thinks he's one and only
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But that lovely, she's so lonely
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She pumps him full of breakfast
Bm
And she sends him on his way
Bm
What a sing-song dance
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What a performance
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What a cheap tent show
F#
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Oh no, no, no, no, no then
Bm
The boys light up
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The boys light up
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The boys light up
Bm
The boys light up, light up, light up
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Bm
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Excitedly she opens the drawer
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Mother's littles helper
Bm
Is coming out for more
Bm
Strategically positioned
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Before the midday show
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The back is arched
Those lips are parched
Bm
Repeated blow by blow
Bm
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Later, at the party, all the MPs rave
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'Bout the hummers she's been giving
Bm
And the money that they save
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To her it is skin lotion
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In promotion to
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That flat in Surfer's Paradise
Bm
With the ocean view
Bm
What a sing-song dance
A
What a performance
G
What a cheap tent show
F#
A
Oh no, no, no, no, no,... then...
Bm
The boys light up
G
The boys light up
A
The boys light up
Bm
The boys light up, light up, light up
Bm
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Bm
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Bm
The boys light up
G
The boys light up
A
The boys light up
Bm
The boys light up, light up, light up