This song is known for its humor and for addressing the theme of love and intimate relationships in a comedic way. It is part of the repertoire of the band Tenacious D, known for combining rock and humor in their songs.
Key: D
D
F#m
You don't always have to fuck her hard
Em
A
In fact sometimes that's not right ... to do
D
F#m
Sometimes you gotta make some love
Em
A
And fuckin' give her some smooches too
Bm
G
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Bm
G
Sometimes you got to say please
D
A
Sometimes you got to say hey:
D
F#m
I'm gonna fuck you .... softly
Em
A
I'm gonna screw you gently
D
F#m
I'm gonna hump you.... sweetly
Em
A
I'm gonna ball you ... discreetly
Bm
G
And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers
D
A
And then you say, Wait a minute Sally!
Bm
G
Em
I think I got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me?
A
That's fuckin' teamwork!
D
F#m
What's your favorite posish?
Em
A
D
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
F#m
What's your favorite dish?
Em
A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar!
Bm
G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
D
A
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you discreetly
Bm
G
And then I'll fuckin' bone you completely
D
But then...
Em
A
C
G
D
I'm gonna fuck you haaaaaaaaaard e -3p2-------0-----